Absolute Shambles

SHAUN: Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold? ED : Yeah, boyyyeee! Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, Shaun of the Dead , 2004 I remain in exile. There is no certain time frame when I can return to the working world, and the fear that  my ordeal  will hang over my head for the foreseeable future makes that return just a tad more terrifying. Nevertheless, with free time still in plentiful amounts, mixed in with hunting for potential employment and training for that 100 km walk that is drawing ever closer, I feel that it's time to play some video games. The trailer for Red Dead Redemption 2 got me all in a tizzy, and I have to distract myself from the lure of Avengers: Infinity War spoilers. I've seen the memes, people disappear, but who is it?! I must know but I find myself compelled to rewatch all the movies from the MCU, just...

Besides the increasing number of candles on my birthday cake, I know that I am growing older as I publicly express my distaste for the youth of today. I roll my eyes when they play their 'sick beats' and how they've been on an all kale diet since they were able to walk. Actually, I quite like kale- but my point still stands; the young members of our society are annoying as fuck. What makes me mad nowadays is who kids see as role models. Football players are still a firm favourite, as are musicians and other successful entertainers, but it's their high roller lifestyle that entices the youth of today. The Internet has now opened up a new category of potential role models called 'Internet personalities', especially those on YouTube, as they publish videos highlighting their lives. Today, it's all about Logan Paul and the videos that have been published in the last few weeks. He has a punchable face So this Logan Paul guy has recently been to Japan, and...